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[–] Mattvision [OP] UNPERSON 3 points (+3|-0)

He gazed up at the enormous face.

Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark-green tufts.

O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving stem!

Two broccoli-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself.

He loved Big Broccoli.

[–] Sarcastaway 3 points (+3|-0)

I would unironically rock this as a decal on my car

[–] Mattvision [OP] UNPERSON 1 points (+1|-0)

I'm sure there's some way you can get one printed for you.

[–] Sarcastaway 1 points (+1|-0)

Already saved, but I'll probably have to edit it a bit to get something that will be window-safe.

I might just have to settle for printing a bumper sticker. Either way, I aim to make this dream a reality.

I have molten cheese and I'm not afraid to use it!

[–] Mattvision [OP] UNPERSON 2 points (+2|-0)

Crimethink doubleplusridiculous vaporize!

Oldeaters unbellyfeel BrocSoc

[–] jobes Uphill gardener 1 points (+1|-0)

Ugh, I used to do the melted cheese on broccoli as a side dish when I got out of college. 10+ years later I just eat it raw. Far better that way.