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I like turtles
I prefer tortoises

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[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

What's your tortoise analogy?

[–] jobes [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

I like tortoises ?

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

What's your problem with turtles?

[–] jobes [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Too little. Plus little fuckers bite when you find them someplace and pick them up and take them back to the swamp. That used to happen at my parent's place during a big rain. Not safe for the little guys half a mile from the water, but they are not gracious at all.