The best part about drinking gin and tonics is that the quinine helps loosen up my joints because it is an antiinflammatory and the gin helps loosen me up a bit. The worst part about drinking gin and tonics is that my hands finally don't ache but the gin makes me too loose to play video games.
Life is pain.
This one is for you my friend. Play some video games for me in hopes that my arthritis gets better and I can play some more Mario.