In chess, are pawns male or female?

posted by ScorpioGlitch on Whatever

Because if they're female, then the royal soldiers are all female. If they're male, then they get a sex change when they "level up" and then get to be royalty.

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[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] 0 points (+0|-0)

Are you saying I'm a queen?

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[–] Sissypuff 1 points (+1|-0)

It depends how much you like little boys. Because you may actually be a Bishop.

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[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] 0 points (+0|-0)

Whoa, hold up now. I'm not that evil.

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[–] Sissypuff 1 points (+1|-0)

But the sexual abuse of children is how homosexuals reproduce. Think of the faggots!

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In chess, are pawns male or female?

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