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[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

Birb must have been eating from the Chipotle dumpster

I have to admit that it's an impressive amount of shit, particularly given that there's more on the trunk.

But I plan on getting vengeance on this California condor or pterodactyl that took a $20 worth of taco bell shit all over my fairly recently washed car.

Can't even use that fuckin door now.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0) Edited

That must have been one big bird!! We have problems with gulls and geese crapping everywhere. The dogs keep the geese in check, but those gulls are nasty. I hate them.

Edit: I'll chip in $5. Justice must be served!

We don't have many gulls around here and there geese shit looks different. I don't think the local crows and raven's could muster this sort of excretion onslaught.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Well, I'm still in. Let me know if anyone comes forward with the corpse.