I have to admit that it's an impressive amount of shit, particularly given that there's more on the trunk.
But I plan on getting vengeance on this California condor or pterodactyl that took a $20 worth of taco bell shit all over my fairly recently washed car.
Can't even use that fuckin door now.
That must have been one big bird!! We have problems with gulls and geese crapping everywhere. The dogs keep the geese in check, but those gulls are nasty. I hate them.
Edit: I'll chip in $5. Justice must be served!
We don't have many gulls around here and there geese shit looks different. I don't think the local crows and raven's could muster this sort of excretion onslaught.
Dude that was not any bird, my security camera got the suspect, was a dog now give me my $50 bounty .
That was me. And it's not feces./