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I don't care about the tube sticking out of my chest, or the fact that I am half naked.

When they give me drugs this good, why do they think I won't need a smoke after.

I'll come back. I don't feel like dieing. But if I don't get a smoke soon, someone will die.

I don't care about the tube sticking out of my chest, or the fact that I am half naked. When they give me drugs this good, why do they think I won't need a smoke after. I'll come back. I don't feel like dieing. But if I don't get a smoke soon, someone will die.

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[–] TheRedArmy 4 points (+4|-0)

Even if you decide it's worth it to leave, they can sell your lung on the black market.

They got you. win-win for them. Only answer is to suicide bomber them for sweet revenge. Make sure you cry out your God's name as you do it -

"The power of nicotine compels you!"

It may be the drugs talking, but you seem like a wise man with good ideas.

I'll try not to let you down. See you in the news tomorrow.