I picked up some of the 2x spicy Korean noodles and had a friendly competition with my Korean wife to see who could eat them faster. I finished them in under 5 minutes, meanwhile she bailed out after two bites.
So I decided to eat her bowl.
In some unrelated news, my stomach hurts.
Curiously enough most "ethnic food" is not what people of that ethnicity eat in their native land. Or at least not as savagely spiced.