Republicans. Seriously, dawg. What is wrong with you? You platform for responsibility, abstaining (instead of birth control) and virtue but then you are constantly arrested for harassment and child porn, divorced for infidelity, and show yourself as gay when you platform against homosexuality. Why would anyone who cares about morality listen to any of you? And then you waltz up to the capitol in January without organization or real preparation, no guns worth mentioning. Did you think that they were just going hand over the politicians you hate? Did you think that they would say, with their hands up, "Whoa, you got us. Which way to the gallows?" You single-handedly did more to damage the Republican party than any president in US history. You don't have the balls to bust Maxine Waters for inciting terrorism and allowed autonomous zones to exist, a clear act of sedition and treason. Stop trying to legislate away guns (Edit: stop trying to legislate sexuality, typed it backwards).
And you democrats, don't sit there and laugh. You have become the party that was hunted down during the Red Scare, lumped in with communists because that's where your modern platform comes from. All you have to do is study Yuri Bezmenov to know this. You play word games and when something is brought up you don't like, you ignore it, double down (because you don't think), or call the person who said it a Nazi or a Communist (the irony). Tell me, did you ever see a Republican hippy? Or a republican in a commune? You are closer to communism than you think. You support AOC, a card carrying socialist. You support Bernie, another socialist who has a dubious (at best) history and was thrown out of a commune because he wouldn't work. And to top it off, he ran for president twice and took your money and ran both times. And the word games you play to oppress people. "People of color" is about as racist as you can get since you're grouping people by skin color. No longer is it "minorities". No. That, incidentally, feeds into the whole "white genocide" points that a lot of republicans throw about. Let's not even get into how Hillary is not only corrupt but straight up evil and you can't acknowledge it. Stop trying to legislate sexuality (Edit: stop trying to legislate guns, typed it backwards). You can't even stand when someone talks about how you tried to burn down DC during Trump's inauguration. At least republicans targeted the right people. You? You tried to kill civilians, a war crime in any other context. On that note, why didn't you prosecute the democrats responsible for 1900 bombings in 1972? Not a one was lit off by republicans. You sponsored the Indigenous Day of Rage protests and, no surprise, they turned violent. Stop trying to say that confederate monuments belong in museums or cemeteries and then refuse to put them in museums and tear down existing cemetery confederate memorials.
And both parties, you act like anyone criticizing you is a member of the furthest, most radical branch of the opposing party.
You've both become a party of epic screw-ups and can't stand it when your insecurities are pointed out.
Stop trying to make the US a socialist or communist state. It's not going to happen. Stop trying to make the US a country based on contradiction and religious rules. It's not going to happen. Stop trying to abridge the 4th, 1st, and 2nd amendments. Stop whining about prisons and amend the 13th amendment.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Rant.