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Republicans. Seriously, dawg. What is wrong with you? You platform for responsibility, abstaining (instead of birth control) and virtue but then you are constantly arrested for harassment and child porn, divorced for infidelity, and show yourself as gay when you platform against homosexuality. Why would anyone who cares about morality listen to any of you? And then you waltz up to the capitol in January without organization or real preparation, no guns worth mentioning. Did you think that they were just going hand over the politicians you hate? Did you think that they would say, with their hands up, "Whoa, you got us. Which way to the gallows?" You single-handedly did more to damage the Republican party than any president in US history. You don't have the balls to bust Maxine Waters for inciting terrorism and allowed autonomous zones to exist, a clear act of sedition and treason. Stop trying to legislate away guns (Edit: stop trying to legislate sexuality, typed it backwards).

And you democrats, don't sit there and laugh. You have become the party that was hunted down during the Red Scare, lumped in with communists because that's where your modern platform comes from. All you have to do is study Yuri Bezmenov to know this. You play word games and when something is brought up you don't like, you ignore it, double down (because you don't think), or call the person who said it a Nazi or a Communist (the irony). Tell me, did you ever see a Republican hippy? Or a republican in a commune? You are closer to communism than you think. You support AOC, a card carrying socialist. You support Bernie, another socialist who has a dubious (at best) history and was thrown out of a commune because he wouldn't work. And to top it off, he ran for president twice and took your money and ran both times. And the word games you play to oppress people. "People of color" is about as racist as you can get since you're grouping people by skin color. No longer is it "minorities". No. That, incidentally, feeds into the whole "white genocide" points that a lot of republicans throw about. Let's not even get into how Hillary is not only corrupt but straight up evil and you can't acknowledge it. Stop trying to legislate sexuality (Edit: stop trying to legislate guns, typed it backwards). You can't even stand when someone talks about how you tried to burn down DC during Trump's inauguration. At least republicans targeted the right people. You? You tried to kill civilians, a war crime in any other context. On that note, why didn't you prosecute the democrats responsible for 1900 bombings in 1972? Not a one was lit off by republicans. You sponsored the Indigenous Day of Rage protests and, no surprise, they turned violent. Stop trying to say that confederate monuments belong in museums or cemeteries and then refuse to put them in museums and tear down existing cemetery confederate memorials.

And both parties, you act like anyone criticizing you is a member of the furthest, most radical branch of the opposing party.

You've both become a party of epic screw-ups and can't stand it when your insecurities are pointed out.

Stop trying to make the US a socialist or communist state. It's not going to happen. Stop trying to make the US a country based on contradiction and religious rules. It's not going to happen. Stop trying to abridge the 4th, 1st, and 2nd amendments. Stop whining about prisons and amend the 13th amendment.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Rant.

Republicans. Seriously, dawg. What is wrong with you? You platform for responsibility, abstaining (instead of birth control) and virtue but then you are constantly arrested for harassment and child porn, divorced for infidelity, and show yourself as gay when you platform against homosexuality. Why would anyone who cares about morality listen to any of you? And then you waltz up to the capitol in January without organization or real preparation, no guns worth mentioning. Did you think that they were just going hand over the politicians you hate? Did you think that they would say, with their hands up, "Whoa, you got us. Which way to the gallows?" You single-handedly did more to damage the Republican party than any president in US history. You don't have the balls to bust Maxine Waters for inciting terrorism and allowed autonomous zones to exist, a clear act of sedition and treason. Stop trying to legislate away guns (Edit: stop trying to legislate sexuality, typed it backwards). And you democrats, don't sit there and laugh. You have become the party that was hunted down during the Red Scare, lumped in with communists *because that's where your modern platform comes from*. All you have to do is study Yuri Bezmenov to know this. You play word games and when something is brought up you don't like, you ignore it, double down (because you don't think), or call the person who said it a Nazi or a Communist (the irony). Tell me, did you ever see a Republican hippy? Or a republican in a commune? You are closer to communism than you think. You support AOC, a card carrying socialist. You support Bernie, another socialist who has a dubious (at best) history and was thrown out of a commune because he wouldn't work. And to top it off, he ran for president *twice* and took your money and ran both times. And the word games you play to oppress people. "People of color" is about as racist as you can get since you're grouping people by skin color. No longer is it "minorities". No. That, incidentally, feeds into the whole "white genocide" points that a lot of republicans throw about. Let's not even get into how Hillary is not only corrupt but straight up evil and you can't acknowledge it. Stop trying to legislate sexuality (Edit: stop trying to legislate guns, typed it backwards). You can't even stand when someone talks about how you tried to burn down DC during Trump's inauguration. At least republicans targeted the right people. You? You tried to kill civilians, a war crime in any other context. On that note, why didn't you prosecute the democrats responsible for 1900 bombings in 1972? Not a one was lit off by republicans. You sponsored the Indigenous Day of Rage protests and, no surprise, they turned violent. Stop trying to say that confederate monuments belong in museums or cemeteries and then refuse to put them in museums and tear down existing cemetery confederate memorials. And both parties, you act like anyone criticizing you is a member of the furthest, most radical branch of the opposing party. You've both become a party of epic screw-ups and can't stand it when your insecurities are pointed out. Stop trying to make the US a socialist or communist state. It's not going to happen. Stop trying to make the US a country based on contradiction and religious rules. It's not going to happen. Stop trying to abridge the 4th, 1st, and 2nd amendments. Stop whining about prisons and amend the 13th amendment. Thank you for coming to my Ted Rant.

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[–] jobes 5 points (+5|-0)

Most of the Republican party is just a sham. There is only one Uniparty in Washington DC. The Republicans just pretend to oppose what the Democrats do, feign outrage, allow you to discuss a narrow spectrum of political topics and then go back to expensive dinners with their lobbyists.

If the Republicans were a serious party then they would have rammed through a ton of legislation when they had the house, senate and white house for 2 years under trump. They sat on their hands and cried the entire time. Look at how much radical shit the Democrats have started pushing through in 3 months.

Democrats have done that not as conviction to the platform but as a way to spite republicans, nothing more. The could have done it countless times before but didn't. They made up the Congressional Nuclear Option to spite the republicans only to find that republicans used the same playbook the next time they were in power. Republicans are finally stepping up to the plate and using the same BS tactics democrats use and democrats vilify republicans for it. But not too loudly because someone will always correctly point out that democrats did it first. And the one thing democrats hate more than anything else is to be proven to be hypocritical. They'll shut talk of that down faster than a buttclench right before a car accident.

[–] [Deleted] 4 points (+4|-0)

Seriously, generalizing doesn't work. It only offends the people you've called out who do not hold those values you named as their own.

It's more a blend than you want to admit.

It's become a group-think problem. There's a reason no republicans will ever call out Trump for the obviously harmful things he did. He did some great things. He did some horrifying things. Not one democrat will support the good things, not one republican will condemn the evil things.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

I still think you're ascribing actions to a wide group of individuals without having a sound basis for doing so. Every president does stupid things. It's not as though they ever have prior national leadership experience.

You can never count actual politicians, talking heads, or activists on either side. They're only interested in being right and blinding agreeing/supporting whatever stance they've latched onto. So what they say is so much hot air.

Rails against blanket statements and then makes a blanket statement.

The problem exists. We know it does. There's no reason to try to shove it aside because generalization is some kind of wrong-think. Cliches and stereotypes may be immoral but they exist for a reason.

Also, I'm throwing in voters. I'm not talking about just politicians.

[–] Dii_Casses 1 points (+1|-0) Edited

What is wrong with you? You platform for responsibility...why would anyone who cares about morality listen to any of you?

Fair, solid critique of the bobbleheads

And then you waltz up to the capitol...

Uhhh different group entirely. The GOP is disconnected from its nominal constituents. You could nuke the building and the protesters would have mourned the loss of maybe six at most.

You single-handedly did more to damage the Republican party than any president in US history.

And is that supposed to be a bad thing? Like I said, they are disconnected. They prove themselves useless. The only benefit the Trumplicans can get out of the GOP is a preexisting political structure instead of building one from scratch. Just need to gut and clean the carcass.

I think the problem with the GOP bobbleheads is, they care deeply about what other people think about them. They aren't racist or sexist or even very elitist, and take such criticisms to heart. This makes them vulnerable to anyone that throws these terms around in bad faith. They taught their opponents that every GOP initiative could be shut down by murmuring "racism". This is the great appeal in Trump. He can push a moderate (by no stretch of the imagination is he a conservative) agenda and not be sent cowering when someone implies he doesn't like foreigners because they are brown rather than because they are foreign.