Chelsea Clinton so ugly that you could get a blowjob from her and it would still count as anal.

Pulchritude aside, I still don't understand how she gets to sit in on world events.

Because her parents are democrats. Trump did the same thing (nepotism) and lefties got all butthurt about it but they're fine with this.

[–] leaderofnopack 1 points (+2|-1)

I am keeping that line to use over on reddit.

Talking smack about any democrat there will get you banned and harassed.

[–] F6F_Hellcat 2 points (+2|-0)

Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

[–] [Deleted] 3 points (+3|-0)

Poor girl looks like her mother.

[–] CountHonorius 0 points (+1|-1)

Even surgery seems not to have helped.

And people say curses don't exist.

[–] PhunkyPlatypus 3 points (+3|-0)

Still hotter than your mom.

Absolutely!

As of now, there are two downvotes. Two people who think Chelsea is hot. That's scary.

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

Perhaps not hot to you, but rule 34 is in play IRL.

Proof that humans will shag anything.

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