Why is it that @Annelise and @Butthole_Empress are the only ones who private message me on Phuks?

posted by jobes on Whatever

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[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+3|-1)

Annalise is hot. Butthole_Empress is an unknown quantity, but is possibly a black tranny with a massice schlong.

Both want to have "relations" with you.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

I am a very big person but I think I have more to offer than the average joe

Both want to have "relations" with you

I could only hope for a threesome