My work now advocates pouring mountain dew, redbull or scotch into the eyes to counteract chemical burns

[–] PhunkyPlatypus [OP] 4 points (+4|-0)

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If you think about it, any liquid is drinkable with enough courage and disregard of consequences.

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I swear phukers on here are stealing my thoughts--or we're all plugged into the matrix or something. I left a comment just like this before reading yours.

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[–] PhunkyPlatypus [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

We're all just nihilistic, jaded phukkers.

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[–] CDanger 1 points (+1|-0)

I guess so. On the bright side, golden showers are now SFW.

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My work now advocates pouring mountain dew, redbull or scotch into the eyes to counteract chemical burns

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