My work now advocates pouring mountain dew, redbull or scotch into the eyes to counteract chemical burns

[–] PhunkyPlatypus [OP] 4 points (+4|-0)

We're also no longer allowed to share used ear plugs "due to increased risks of transmitting ear infections".

Yeah..... i don't think we really needed to be told that, much less given any reason other than "that shits nasty".

[–] jobes 2 points (+2|-0)

Oh man, I used to have to put my brother's earplugs in. That shit is so nasty coming out.

[–] Mattvision 4 points (+4|-0)

When someone is in danger of permanent physical harm

you gotta dew the dew

[–] CDanger 2 points (+2|-0)

You can drink any liquid when you have the right attitude.

[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 2 points (+2|-0)

Tabasco.

[–] PhunkyPlatypus [OP] 4 points (+4|-0)

Edited

If you think about it, any liquid is drinkable with enough courage and disregard of consequences.

[–] CDanger 1 points (+1|-0)

I swear phukers on here are stealing my thoughts--or we're all plugged into the matrix or something. I left a comment just like this before reading yours.

[–] PhunkyPlatypus [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

We're all just nihilistic, jaded phukkers.

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My work now advocates pouring mountain dew, redbull or scotch into the eyes to counteract chemical burns

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