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[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

When in doubt, staple a coffee filter on the inside, or not.

I haven't been questioned about it so far. I'm thinking about stealing some pantyhose from my wife and wearing those over my face.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

You could always tell them the mesh is electrostatic ally charged, like the magic air filters that spew out ozone as they pull in some airborne particles. I bet you could sell them on eBay.