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fuckin nerds.

fuckin nerds.

10 comments

[–] Annelise 1 points (+1|-0)

I don't get it

[–] jobes 2 points (+2|-0)

You see, in 1978 there was this low budget film made called "Space Battles" or something like that, and in that film the protagonist, a robot named "chewy" had the power to use something called "the may fourth" which let him endlessly torture his enemies so he could extract enough information to build a flying space moon.

I never really saw the appeal of that strange movie

[–] Annelise 1 points (+1|-0)

I feel like such a dummy. Peter read through my comments this morning and told me it was from Star Wars. I saw it once in sixth grade and forgot all about it.

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

Wait, you only saw one of the original star wars movies, ONCE? Get Peter on the phone because we gots to teach you people a lesson here. He is a bad husband if he never forced you to watch the original trilogy.

[–] PCaut 1 points (+1|-0) Edited

I remember that one. The protagonist started a rebellion against the space king, because the old man forced his minions to re-enact Mexican soap operas in spandex bodysuits all day long. Weird movie. And stupid. Every child knows that robots aren't real.

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

To be honest, the Mexican soap opera reenactments were the best part of those movies

[–] revmoo 0 points (+0|-0)

God damn star wars fans are a bunch of cringey fucks