Over half my crew has taken a leave of absence, and several of those that remain are working reduced hours. Starting today, I have to check everyone's temperature and ask them a slew of questions like if they have traveled recently or had symptoms of the China virus.
Week by week these rules have just been a little bit more irritating. It has gotten to the point that it just seems unreasonable to keep us open.
I suspect that next week I will have to start doing prostate exams to every employee before they can enter the building.
Christ, this is dumb.
Question 1: Orally or Rectally?
If they answered rectally it seems like this would be a natural progression.