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[–] yeti 1 points (+1|-0)

Let's face it: that was a big-ass fucking handful.

[–] yeti 0 points (+0|-0)

I basically blame corona totally on Trump. His daughter is way too hot for anything not to be his fault.Who has a daughter that hot? A guy who everything is his fault.

[–] Justintoxicated 0 points (+0|-0)

Gonorrhea was Jimmy Carter's fault though, he just loved to give people gonorrhea.

[–] yeti 0 points (+0|-0)

I never had gonorrhea but I sure fucked lots of women in the 1970s and 1980s. We were told it was our duty at the time. Showed up late for work once, middle-eastern boss said I "smell like sex." So did my coworker chick.. Guess why? I was 16 screwing my 20-something girlfriend and I realized I was late for work. so I ran to the dairy queen where I worked ... blah.talk more shit people. At least I showed up.