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[–] Mattvision 4 points (+4|-0)

My tower is pretty far away from the battlefield, and ivory is a sturdy enough material to survive a good deal of shelling. A civil war would do nothing but benefit my portfolio.

I mean, unless they rise up against me instead of decapitating each other over genders like the media wants them to.

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

A civil war would do nothing but benefit my portfolio.

Historically/empirically, isn't it more likely that a civil war would devastate everyone's standard of living?

I mean, unless they rise up against me instead of decapitating each other over genders like the media wants them to.

At least the first civil war seems to have very noble causes attributed to it in hindsight, as in being a war against slavery or for state's rights. At the very least, I hope if there is a civil war future historians don't say it was because people were arguing about how many genders there were, JFC.