Ladies of Phuks, I beg you to please stop asking Santa for the perfect man...

[–] ohphukimintrouble 3 points (+3|-0)

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That bearded man wasn't Santa...

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[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

ˢʰᵉᵉᶦᵗ That was you!

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[–] jobes [OP] 0 points (+0|-0)

But he shared his milk and cookies with me

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[–] caroling 1 points (+1|-0)

also his rohypnol

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[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

One must appreciate such a caring attitude towards those less mentally developed than nirmal humans

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[–] PCaut 1 points (+1|-0)

He's obviously not very good at it. For a share of 30% of the gross sales price I'd be happy to offer my assistance. I can bring my emotional comfort plank.

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[–] jobes [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

If you give me a 50% cut of your haul I'll go peacefully

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[–] PCaut 1 points (+1|-0)

10%. And only because it's Hanukkah. Figure out how to sell you in bulk and you'll get 25% from the 10th sale on.

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[–] jobes [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

I like the cut of your jib

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Ladies of Phuks, I beg you to please stop asking Santa for the perfect man...

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