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He has tried to kidnap me SIX TIMES already!

He has tried to kidnap me SIX TIMES already!

9 comments

[–] ohphukimintrouble 3 points (+3|-0) Edited

That bearded man wasn't Santa...

[–] PCaut 1 points (+1|-0)

He's obviously not very good at it. For a share of 30% of the gross sales price I'd be happy to offer my assistance. I can bring my emotional comfort plank.

[–] jobes [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

If you give me a 50% cut of your haul I'll go peacefully

[–] PCaut 1 points (+1|-0)

10%. And only because it's Hanukkah. Figure out how to sell you in bulk and you'll get 25% from the 10th sale on.