I must confess

posted by jobes on Whatever

I was traveling, and I got really really drunk. This is a problem I've had, but I went from drinking daily to once or twice/week. So cut me some slack.

I was wandering around this city, super left city mind you, and I found some black dude and a white chick and I made a very easy agreement to gang up on the white chick. She wanted it. All was going great till muy phone died. I called my phone a n***er.

That was a bad term to user apparently. It then led to me being soft-mugged- I wouldn't get hit if I didn't empty my wallet. I didn't have a choice, did here I am $250 later, but still alive

I was traveling, and I got really really drunk. This is a problem I've had, but I went from drinking daily to once or twice/week. So cut me some slack. I was wandering around this city, super left city mind you, and I found some black dude and a white chick and I made a very easy agreement to gang up on the white chick. She wanted it. All was going great till muy phone died. I called my phone a n***er. That was a bad term to user apparently. It then led to me being soft-mugged- I wouldn't get hit if I didn't empty my wallet. I didn't have a choice, did here I am $250 later, but still alive

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[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

Thank fuck you're alright, ya dickhead :D

[–] jobes [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

I'm like a honey badger, except I call my phone racist terms, shed my money and run

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

LOL :D

You know I can almost picture you looking down at your phone and saying 'Fucking nigger phone is out of power' and then looking up slowly

[–] jobes [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Why did I buy a nigger phone in the first place?

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I must confess

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