I must confess

posted by jobes on Whatever

I was traveling, and I got really really drunk. This is a problem I've had, but I went from drinking daily to once or twice/week. So cut me some slack.

I was wandering around this city, super left city mind you, and I found some black dude and a white chick and I made a very easy agreement to gang up on the white chick. She wanted it. All was going great till muy phone died. I called my phone a n***er.

That was a bad term to user apparently. It then led to me being soft-mugged- I wouldn't get hit if I didn't empty my wallet. I didn't have a choice, did here I am $250 later, but still alive

I was traveling, and I got really really drunk. This is a problem I've had, but I went from drinking daily to once or twice/week. So cut me some slack. I was wandering around this city, super left city mind you, and I found some black dude and a white chick and I made a very easy agreement to gang up on the white chick. She wanted it. All was going great till muy phone died. I called my phone a n***er. That was a bad term to user apparently. It then led to me being soft-mugged- I wouldn't get hit if I didn't empty my wallet. I didn't have a choice, did here I am $250 later, but still alive

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[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

I dunno. You're a cheap bastard? :D

[–] jobes [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

I intentionally went to buy my phone but didn't notice that Lenovo bought the remains of Motorola and the phone turned out to be a piece of shit...that I still use

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Use it til it dies...

or kills you?

[–] jobes [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

More like "Use it til it can't spy on you enough"

I must confess

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/s/Whatever