I never thought it would exist. It shouldn't exist. Sure, the Amish go through rumshpringa and get to party for a bit... but Facebook? There's a lot, and they have one of like 8 last names. They're discovering the internet at teenagers and going through what we went through a long, long time ago. The use reaction gifs a ton, their emojis outnumber their words. It's like opening a time capsule.
Holy fuck.
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