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1) best phuker to hang out with

2) best phuker to have sex with

3) best phuker to cook bbq for you

4) best phuker to go fishing with

5) best phuker to go hunting with

1) best phuker to hang out with 2) best phuker to have sex with 3) best phuker to cook bbq for you 4) best phuker to go fishing with 5) best phuker to go hunting with

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1) best phuker to hang out with: @IsThisUsernameTaken since she's smart and fun to talk to. Plus I would not have to worr y she is a serial killer

2) best phuker to have sex with: @jobes hands down since I need a real man

3) best phuker to cook bbq for you: @Annelise since she is experienced and has good reviews though I think @E-werd and @Smallpond would be good cooks as well. @Mattvision if letting your mom help wasn't cheating.

4) best phuker to go fishing with: @ToFat2Fish since he has a boat

5) best phuker to go hunting with: @HateCumbuckets or @Savereem (before he was banned)

[–] E-werd 3 points (+3|-0)

Plus I would not have to worry she is a serial killer

I wouldn't count your chickens

Am I correct in your opinion that you are a good cook?

[–] smallpond 1 points (+1|-0)

I think I'm a good cook, though that's more of an assumption of talent as I tend to cook large pots of nutritious stew to save time.

[–] Dii_Casses 1 points (+1|-0) Edited

1: @Boukert

2: More research required.

3: @E-werd seems the most likely to have a bbq handy

4: Seems like an ideal opportunity to deal with @ohphukimintrouble once and for all.

5: pembo, but I think we'd just end up at the shooting range instead.

I'll be sending some 'research' to your inbox shortly to assist with the decision