It's been pretty lame around here lately. A new law was passed that regulated the days and times you can light off fireworks.
You should coordinate with your neighbors to set up an epic show.
They haven't let off a single firework so far! I think they aren't home.
All has been calm at the redneck domicile. Not even a bottle rocket has been let off. Pretty sure they went to a town nearby to watch the fireworks.
Just don't say that next week.