Phukkers: Let's Make @Polsaker American

The time has come to give one of our men a fair go. We will liberate him from the shit that is Argentina. It's better to teach a man how to fish than to give him a fish. By getting Polsaker to America I reckon he would have enough of a platform to build himself upon. The issue of Argentina isn't that he doesn't know how to fish there, but that the river that he is fishing from is full of runoff nuclear waste and the fish he can get are a bit shit. It's a matter of changing course to something better. I think that Phuks could crowdfund this. Let's raise a couple of thousand USD to get Polsaker into America. This can cover his flights and a few months of living costs when he arrives until he finds employment. If $5,200 (random figure) was raised all it would take is about 20 Phukkers donating $5 a week for a year. You could fork the Phuks mining donation thing to be for Polsaker instead. There could be lump-sum donations. The money could be kept by someone trusted like @Pembo until Polsaker chooses to take advantage of it -- which could be something like 2 years away. I'm just throwing out some vague general ideas. I don't know shit about what visa he'd come upon. What I do know is that I'd be willing to help contribute to this fund. What do you faggots think?