Opinion: On average, right winged women have fewer penises than left winged women

posted by jobes on Whatever

Just sharing an opinion based on my observations

9 comments

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

In my world all women have zero penises.

What is this, some kind of trans shit?

[–] smallpond 2 points (+2|-0)

Some people define women so that they have the same amount on average - but I for one support your brave and progressive view of the world.

Maybe I should have posted this under /s/philosophy

[–] Justintoxicated 2 points (+2|-0)

To find this out did you have to take a pole?

I hired some professional polesters to help me get the numbers I needed

[–] ScorpioGlitch 0 points (+0|-0)

did you have to take a pole

I see what you did there.

[–] leaderofnopack 1 points (+1|-0)

People cherry pick the bits of reality that fit their narrative.

[–] ScorpioGlitch 1 points (+1|-0)

While bulges on both sides of the party fence may actually shoot something, only the shots from the right are deadly.