On a summer boat trip in 2016 Mann had to be rescued from drowning by fellow MP Johnny Mercer because he was "ashamed to admit" he could not swim.
Drowning rather than admitting that you can't swim: stupid, but it would have been an impressive display of character.
"Going fishing" will become the new slang for planning to stab someone.
Remember to microwave your knives - for hygiene.
No worries, we gots plenty of alcohol.
Or you can just take a tent spike and attach a handle.