A rant:

I don't care. I don't care about your new job. You always have a new job because these managers seem to always have it out for you. Nevermind that you have one of the most annoying and horrible personalities imaginable and you can't help but shout as though you don't know what an "inside voice" is. You don't know how to act like a normal person (or even fake it, for that matter) and have a constant "poor me" attitude that is sickening after about the third time of hearing it and people realizing that you have a persecution complex. I don't care about your sex life. You're disgusting, you never stop stuffing food into your mouth (while you complain about your obesity related health problems and trust me, it takes a LOT of obesity to cause THAT many health problems). You never stop talking about food. Every time you say something about it, you sound like you're having an orgasm which is, quite frankly, about the most disgusting thing I can think of. You smell, you don't know how to bathe and it's a wonder you can even get someone to sleep with you. I have serious doubts about the mental stability of some of the men you say you sleep with because, quite frankly, you're not even in the same galaxy as a model and you have a wretched personality. All I don't care about your mother or her pets or your car troubles (hardly surprising since you don't take care of it). I never even judged you when your cousin got you pregnant and then you had an abortion in a county where healthcare is a complete joke and now you can't get pregnant. Yeah, I know he was your cousin even though I wasn't supposed to. His mom told that to me in private one day. And trust me, he wasn't a find or a treasure so it's not like you were doing anything positive for yourself by sleeping with him. You have no skills of worth in any conceivable universe and you are constantly trying to convince people that you have all these "hot" business ideas that no one cares about but you "just can't find anyone with vision." I don't care about the 4 or whatever cats you have that you don't take care of. I don't think you're fit to own pets considering that you named one a vulgar term. I don't care about any roommates you have when you're not getting kicked out of apartments because you're late on rent or messy and disgusting. Listening to you go on about your arguments about how nasty and disgusting is turns my stomach in ways I had not thought possible since it would take a lot for someone to be nasty and disgusting compared to you. I don't care about 98% of what you have to say. Stop sending me messages on facebook, I don't care that you got "yet another job interview" or whatever other nonsense is on your plate this week. The only reason I don't block you is because I have other friends we both know and I'm pretty sure that if I blocked you, they might consider it a bit harsh considering how completely useless (and therefore supposedly "harmless") you are. I like to think that I celebrate everyone that's alive but I have a hard time believing that I would be sad one bit if you were to drop dead tomorrow. That's how much you disgust me. The worst of it is that I can't even say this to you because it would shatter whatever self-esteem you have left and it would be unnecessarily vicious and a complete waste of my time because people have told you these same things over and over and over and over. Of all the people I have ever met in my life, I would honestly say that you are the only person that if I had never met you, my quality of life would actually go *up*. I really don't want anything to do with you and would erase you from my memory if I could but I'm a little nicer than that and even just unfriending you on facebook would probably shatter everything you think about yourself in a destructive way. I just don't want anything to do with you and I hope that one day, you just figure that out because it saves me the frustration of trying to disappear from you without anyone wondering why. ---- Sorry guys, I need to rant to something because if I didn't, I was going to literally explode at this person.