Never Play MineCraft With Your Wife

posted by OeeThaGreat on Whatever

She will burn down the first Woodland Mansion you have ever seen because it "looked scary."

You will find that she has been using your diamond's to make hoe's.

There will be several chest's full of wooden axes and swords.

She will want to go to the end, but be unwilling to kill Endermen because they are scary.

You will find farm land far as the eye can see.

Diamond weapons will be broken. A lot.

I haven't played Minecraft in at least 7 years, and this has been one of the most frustrating, hilarious and entertaining experiences in gaming I have ever had.

She will burn down the first Woodland Mansion you have ever seen because it "looked scary." You will find that she has been using your diamond's to make hoe's. There will be several chest's full of wooden axes and swords. She will want to go to the end, but be unwilling to kill Endermen because they are scary. You will find farm land far as the eye can see. Diamond weapons will be broken. A lot. I haven't played Minecraft in at least 7 years, and this has been one of the most frustrating, hilarious and entertaining experiences in gaming I have ever had.

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[–] xyzzy 2 points (+2|-0)

I wonder how she managed that, animals are way more lucrative than farming.

[–] OeeThaGreat [OP] 0 points (+0|-0)

I always found farming to be the better money maker, once you got sprinklers going.

It became very time consuming checking animals everyday.

[–] xyzzy 1 points (+1|-0)

Yeah, time is the point. Unless you have many sprinklers, feeding and hugging and putting eggs in the mayo machine is fast and profitable. A lot faster than watering crops which sell relatively cheap. Sprinklers change that, but IMO cost too much in comparison.

Never Play MineCraft With Your Wife

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