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She will burn down the first Woodland Mansion you have ever seen because it "looked scary."

You will find that she has been using your diamond's to make hoe's.

There will be several chest's full of wooden axes and swords.

She will want to go to the end, but be unwilling to kill Endermen because they are scary.

You will find farm land far as the eye can see.

Diamond weapons will be broken. A lot.

I haven't played Minecraft in at least 7 years, and this has been one of the most frustrating, hilarious and entertaining experiences in gaming I have ever had.

She will burn down the first Woodland Mansion you have ever seen because it "looked scary." You will find that she has been using your diamond's to make hoe's. There will be several chest's full of wooden axes and swords. She will want to go to the end, but be unwilling to kill Endermen because they are scary. You will find farm land far as the eye can see. Diamond weapons will be broken. A lot. I haven't played Minecraft in at least 7 years, and this has been one of the most frustrating, hilarious and entertaining experiences in gaming I have ever had.

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Me and her have never had more fun than playing Minecraft together. It was honestly a fundamental building block in our relationship, pun intended.

We spent thousands of hours in that little cube world. Modded the hell out of it until you barley could recognize it. We joined all kinds of multiplayer servers, won dozens of Hunger Game matches. We loved it.

Took a break for several years, with each year passing we would open it up for a day or two and try to get back into it. But Microsoft fucked it up IMO.

Last month we felt the urge to play again, and we started our Forever World. It will be our modded home server that we will use for the rest of our MC lives. I want to spend ages on the same map and one day take a tour through our mind as we see the progression.

[–] xyzzy 2 points (+2|-0)

What happens when you play Stardew Valley with her?

She left me alone when we played star dew valley. I farmed like crazy, and made lots of money.

She raised animals and complained about being poor.

[–] xyzzy 2 points (+2|-0)

I wonder how she managed that, animals are way more lucrative than farming.

I always found farming to be the better money maker, once you got sprinklers going.

It became very time consuming checking animals everyday.