@Fluf didn't grow up with much. Raised by a single mother. Father had left home one day, never to return.
@Fluf got good enough markings in school. Not exceptional but not bad either. Just enough to pass, most of the time.
One day his science teacher lent everyone a petri dish to take home and bring in to look at under the microscope.
That afternoon he took home the petri dish and wondered what he could do. He looked around the house for things to look at, but he couldn't find anything.
Then a lightbulb went off in his mind, he had recently started to ejaculate larger and larger loads. He had the ingenious idea of jizzing into the petri dish and taking it in to inspect the next day. So he did just that.
The next day, he went into school feeling quite nervous. He saw what others had brought in to inspect. One pupil had a dead fly. Another had a piece of fibre. Another had some food crumbs. @Fluf knew he was doomed. He thought about saying he forgot it, but that means he would have failed. He decided to have a stiff upper lip and put out his petri dish. Students began to ask what it was, but he kept quiet while turning red.
Finally it was his turn to go up to the microscope and inspect his petri dish. The science teacher was concerned and wanted to know what he had done. He wouldn't say. The science teacher took it upon himself to inspect the microscope and he was horrified.
He went to take a glance and he saw a message. The message said "@jobes is a faggot."
The teacher jumped back in shock. @fluf was kicked out of class. He was suspended from school for inappropriateness. His mother was called in to pick him up. She went on to beat him at home. He grew a seriously clinical case of autism and found IRC as his safespace. Now he feels at home, and ended dropping out of school to pursue a career of full-time shitposting.
That's his life as he told me in private messages.
@fluf - is true true?