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[–] Justintoxicated 1 points (+1|-0)

Spoiler: Stark is killed, The white walker mega army surrounds Dani making it seem impossible to win. Bran uses his powers to connect to a mighty force, a legendary hero as old as the books. This barrel chested bearded hero rides in on his mighty stead with his banishing blade in on hand a bucket of chicken in the other. He dismounts and Dani experiences 6,000 orgasms just from the waft of his odor. He approaches the whitewalker general and swings his mighty blade, missing the the general! He must stop for a moment to catch his breath... This takes awhile. He then says "screw it" and snaps his fingers. Suddenly a million billion dragons show up and destroy the whitewalkers. Dani's clothes fall off in the action. He approaches her and tips his fat guy hat "m'lady". She asks "grr..reat hero may I ask who you are?", he coughs up several chicken bones and then speaks "Why I am the king of dragons! George the Awesomest! and not all pudgy georgie or "That guy who drives his scooter through the drive through"" They return to King's Landing and are instantly wed, the Lannisters are all set to move out of the castle when he invites them to stay. Why you ask? Because the King of dragons has become very interested in sexual relations between dwarves and incest visions via his "magic vision screen". All the other characters go get the king of dragons pizza or something.