So for the last two weeks I've been wearing the shit-eating grin of the MAGA kid who was harassed by the American Indian professional agitator. I wanted to get a MAGA hat but I don't really care about America that much and here in Australia I would just go down as a shit-stirrer and be called a wanker by everyone.
So onto how the grin was received. It went down very well actually. In fact random strangers would see my smile and my unbroken eye-contact and feel compelled to speak to me. Initially it was old ladies telling me how hot it was but as I grew more confident and flashed it at more people, I found that I became Mr.Popular very quickly. Men would comment to me how dear the meat was getting in the supermarket. Young girls would smile back at me shyly and offer a hi. I was starting to like it. People would just try to engage me and get my attention.
However it wasn't all roses and sunshine. A tiny percentage of people took it badly. One young girl with purple hair and acne scowled at me and gave me the finger. A tubby bouncer standing at the door of a sports club gave me the evil eye and spat to the side. One other guy asked me what was so funny. A schoolgirl looked at me and said "ughhh" loudly. My wife also asked me why I was acting strangely around people after a couple of days and then groaned when I told her the whole story.
All in all, a very successful experiment and one I'm finding hard to end. Thank you MAGA kid for the fun times. You shall not be forgotten.
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