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Sometimes when my girlfriend aggravates me, I start shoving absurdly large items into my pockets.

posted by PhunkyPlatypus on Whatever

Water bottles, books, VHS tapes, whatever is near by.

Just to rub in the inferiority of female pockets.

Water bottles, books, VHS tapes, whatever is near by. Just to rub in the inferiority of female pockets.

7 comments

[–] sidewalker_Principle 1 points (+1|-0)

Dude, you can fit whole books into your pockets?

[–] Polsaker 3 points (+3|-0)

you can't?

[–] sidewalker_Principle 2 points (+2|-0)

I...I guess I can't...

stares out window, pondering the meaning of his shallow pockets

[–] PhunkyPlatypus [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Smaller paper back books, yes.