Sometimes when my girlfriend aggravates me, I start shoving absurdly large items into my pockets.

posted by PhunkyPlatypus on Whatever

Water bottles, books, VHS tapes, whatever is near by.

Just to rub in the inferiority of female pockets.

Water bottles, books, VHS tapes, whatever is near by. Just to rub in the inferiority of female pockets.

7 comments

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

VHS tapes

What are they?

I may have embellished the truth on that one. I dont have many of those casually lying around.

[–] sidewalker_Principle 1 points (+1|-0)

Dude, you can fit whole books into your pockets?

[–] Polsaker 3 points (+3|-0)

you can't?

[–] sidewalker_Principle 2 points (+2|-0)

I...I guess I can't...

stares out window, pondering the meaning of his shallow pockets

Smaller paper back books, yes.

[–] [Deleted] 0 points (+0|-0)

oh my god. this reminds me of when @goatsshadow got a new jacket and discovered a new layer with multiple pockets.

I hate men.