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  1. Talked with my boss for a couple of hours about managerial type stuff.

  2. Am now apparently a "corporate suit" (despite us not wearing suits). Was well received when we announced ourselves for a tour of the facility and wanted direct feedback from users.

  3. I am now told "Don't get hit by a bus." It's a phrase I use about someone who knows something about the company no one else knows.

  4. Was apologized to on by someone on behalf of someone else for an offensive comment the second person made when told that, yes, they have to actually log on to the freaking company website in order to see sensitive company information.

  5. Managers and policy makers agreed with me that we need to ban Internet Explorer on our computer systems (that is a win that cannot be overstated).

Also, fixed a fire on production in less than 5 minutes and had a coworker and my boss scratching their heads as to how I did it so fast. (Easy, I knew what I broke...)

1. Talked with my boss for a couple of hours about managerial type stuff. 2. Am now apparently a "corporate suit" (despite us not wearing suits). Was well received when we announced ourselves for a tour of the facility and wanted direct feedback from users. 3. I am now told "Don't get hit by a bus." It's a phrase I use about someone who knows something about the company no one else knows. 4. Was apologized to on by someone on behalf of someone else for an offensive comment the second person made when told that, yes, they have to actually log on to the freaking company website in order to see sensitive company information. 5. Managers and policy makers agreed with me that we need to ban Internet Explorer on our computer systems (that is a win that cannot be overstated). Also, fixed a fire on production in less than 5 minutes and had a coworker and my boss scratching their heads as to how I did it so fast. (Easy, I knew what I broke...)

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[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

People have joked that my company should take out an insurance policy on me because it would cost them so much knowledge of I got hit by a bus. Fun times

[+] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)