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Are you lazy?

Incompetent?

Struggle with basic math?

Have poor hygiene?

Don't like taking instructions?

If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, then you are ready to join our team!

Yes, that's right. We accept only the highest quality applicants. And if you find yourself saying, "gee I think I'm gonna call out on my second day". Then you are perfect to join our team.

I can't wait to bash my head into walls trying to train you.

You incompetent chucklefucks.

Update: the kid who inspired this post got fire about an hour in to his second shift today, much to my relief.

Are you lazy? Incompetent? Struggle with basic math? Have poor hygiene? Don't like taking instructions? If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, then you are ready to join our team! Yes, that's right. We accept only the highest quality applicants. And if you find yourself saying, "gee I think I'm gonna call out on my second day". Then you are perfect to join our team. I can't wait to bash my head into walls trying to train you. You incompetent chucklefucks. Update: the kid who inspired this post got fire about an hour in to his second shift today, much to my relief.

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[–] pidu87 0 points (+1|-1)

Paid in IOUs correct? "That's as good as money..." lol

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

... not only that, but IOUs against PhuksBucks futures!

[–] E-werd 1 points (+1|-0)

Good news! PhuksBucks are backed by Mysterium!

[–] [Deleted] 0 points (+0|-0)

Well, I'd prefer a currency with hard backing. For instance, one pegged to the valuation of one milligram of unobtainium, the way cuurencies in the past were pegged to gold or silver.

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