I posted this unforgivable meme and now I can't shitpost for 10 hours.
Maybe the twitter rule is that you have offer them brownies/lemonade first?
You need to ask them to have a seat over there.
I hear Chris Hansen is on hard times. Wife filed for divorce, he got evicted. He bounced a couple checks to a mom-and-pop in Connecticut for around $13k, but apparently he just sorted that out and the charges were dropped. I would guess he's about bankrupt by this point.
Surprisingly Chris Hansen, who does nothing but harass pedophiles, still has an unbanned twitter account...