with ten votes! Special badge coming Soon(tm).
Runner-ups are @ophukimintrouble with five votes and @ScorpioGlitch with three.
Half of your votes were from unregistered users from Voat, and I still won so hard!
The popular vote does not count!
Thank you everyone!
@Polsaker feel free to give me the legal ownership of Phuks whenever you feel like it. I can wait.
I got a whole new site just for you, right here
I'll also use the moment to quote @PMYA
<PMYA> why have an award i'm going to win every year
Why isn't there an award for quality posts? We don't even need a poll, everyone knows it belongs to @LockeProposal.
You said it, no need to make a poll. May as well just give him the badge
Agreed, Good job, @LockeProposal!
There were no hanging chads and we aren't in Florida.
That's small step for @Mattvision, one giant leap for /s/broccoli.
I'd like to thank the gerbils who whisper evil things in my ears and all the people here I torture with my jokes and videos.
I call shenanigans! North Korean and /s/broccoli interference!! And the DNC as well as Russians too!!!
I demand /s/cabbage hold an investigation into this matter!
Silence with your cabbage-speak! The polls speak loud and clear, and they demonstrate one thing:
The people of Phuks support BROCCOLI!
I support neither, I just want to start the Brassica sp War in an attempt to rid the world of them.
You mean sprouts? Those things are just tiny cabbages. Even the dogs won't eat them.
Until the next contest Mattvision will hold the crown
A fine day for strong, hearty stalks of green!
This was rigged by the Russians