He came home drunk one night, my mom met him at the door.
Mom: How many did you have?
Dad: A couple.
Mom: A couple is two.
Dad: A few.
Mom: A few is three.
Dad: Then a few too many.
My dad likes to explain it this way...
He came home drunk one night, my mom met him at the door.
Mom: How many did you have?
Dad: A couple.
Mom: A couple is two.
Dad: A few.
Mom: A few is three.
Dad: Then a few too many.
My dad likes to explain it this way...
He came home drunk one night, my mom met him at the door.
Mom: How many did you have?
Dad: A couple.
Mom: A couple is two.
Dad: A few.
Mom: A few is three.
Dad: Then a few too many.