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[–] PhunkyPlatypus 6 points (+6|-0)

If they're flirting with war now, what has the last 5 years been?

Russia: I'm thinking of coming over.

Ukraine: oh yeah? Rawr.

Russia: uwu

I'd say the last few years has been Russia giving Ukraine the ol' doe eyes from across the room, with Ukraine not really feelin' it.

Now its more like Russia making innuendo about the size of its dick, while Ukraine giggles and tries to pretend like Russia isn't already totally in.

[–] PhunkyPlatypus 1 points (+1|-0)

Russia: I can't wait to be all up in you

Ukriane: I can already feel it...