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[–] Mattvision 4 points (+4|-0)

My goal for when I die is to be blown up with some kind of explosive, like a really big firework that they put in my stomach or something.

The hard part will be doing it in a way that doesn't get chunks on anyone. Until I think of something better, the solution is umbrellas.

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0) Edited

"We have to."

"Ok."

E: It's true, you really do have to.

Incentives will be offered. I'm bringing back the Irish wake one way or another. I don't expect everyone will fall into line but hopefully enough will to bring some laughter to an otherwise sad day. Hopefully there will be a few fights, a few jokes, and many drinks. Part of my issue is I took Peter Pan to heart as a kid. "To die would be the greatest adventure of all." Obviously death sucks but it connects us all.

[–] [Deleted] 4 points (+4|-0)

/u/PhuksMulder said he's bringing the Irish Wake back, assuming it's like Justin Timberwake who brought sexy back.

Dirty babe

You see these shackles

Baby I'm your slave

I'll let you whip me if I misbehave

It's just that no one makes me feel this way

There is no way I'm missing this funeral.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

That's a sad picture because it's probably a kid in there.