No. I don't give a fuck about todays weather everyday.
No. Your team you follow is shit.
No. Your kids are ugly and come from ugly stock.
I'm so god damned sick of having the same conversation everyday. Say something interesting.
Small talk is gonna kill me.
A lot of small talk is just people checking that the situation is still OK. Silence makes some people uneasy.
People bragging about what their dumb ugly kids can do is another matter. Being able to talk to the TV or fiddle with an i-whatever, is no cause for pride.
But we are on the mountain top and they are in the valley. We must be kind to those that cannot see.