No. I don't give a fuck about todays weather everyday.
No. Your team you follow is shit.
No. Your kids are ugly and come from ugly stock.
I'm so god damned sick of having the same conversation everyday. Say something interesting.
Small talk is gonna kill me.
I like to think my brand of small talk is interesting.
"How about that typhus outbreak in California?" is my current go-to. Sometimes I'll mention the national debt if I'm feeling particularly antisocial.