https://github.com/WhiteHouse/api-standards
For starters, there's 2439 stars. Pretty sure Hollywood has a problem with that.
Only 34 commits. Nuff said there.
Apparently there's only 1 branch when the Constitution clearly says there's 3.
The default branch is "Master" (which explains a lot)
YOU ARE ABLE TO CLONE THE WHITE HOUSE This is a problem, clearly.
The President has been forked 570 times.
The dismiss link doesn't actually dismiss the White House.
"Mock Responses" is a clear section on the page.
What are you smoking?