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I have this dog in my house that could kill me with one snap of his jaws while I sleep but instead I get "Nah, man, face licks".

posted by ScorpioGlitch on Whatever

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[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 2 points (+2|-0)

"Human sweat and skin grease! Yum!"

[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

I believe you have a talent for looking at the worst side of things, perhaps.

[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 2 points (+2|-0)

Dogs actually do like the salt in human sweat.

[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Yes. Just turning "I love my human, he's part of the pack" to a hardwired evolutionary drive is... depressing.

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