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[–] jobes [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

No straws no stirrers, I'm not a monster.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

The finger of the slumbering passenger next to you makes a superb stirrer.

[–] jobes [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

I bought business class seats for an extra $15 so I didn't have a spare stirring hand next to me. Probably the best $15 I ever spent looking at the rest of the train while going to the cafe car.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0) Edited

Fire your assistant for not attending to your stirring/cafe car needs. "Stridency" is the term we use, never sued.

E: We have never fired anyone for stridency. In fact, "We," isn't a term that applies to us.