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[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 6 points (+6|-0)

How do you know he wasn't a Cleric goat or a Barbarian goat?

[–] Sarcastaway 4 points (+4|-0)

Am I the only one that realizes this is pretty much exactly like the jailbreak from Red Dawn? All that's missing are some communists and the goat yelling "wolverines!"

There is no known connection between the Hackensack and Boise incidents, Tynan said.

Some hard-hitting journalism right here folks. Did we really need clarification that a goat did not coordinate two animal escapes 2000 miles apart within a week of each other?

[–] [Deleted] 0 points (+0|-0)

I would like NJ Dept. of Health to look into this company.